adventures of a psychopathic magnet

The Ass-less Wonder and More!

First off I want to thank all of you that offered and interpretation on the story I posted the other day. My partner and I feel the need to stand up in front of the class presenting all of your ideas. If you didn't offer up an analysis, what the hell man? Get on it! This thing isn't gonna write itself.
Moving right along
To finish off our poetry unit in creative writing we were honored by having a Slam Poet come in and talk/preform for us. Did you know that there is not only such a thing as a Haiku Battle, but that the audience throws out a word or phrase that the poet has to use while insulting their opponent? Our guest gave us an example of one where he lost. The phrase was "dead hooker" he didn't tell us what his haiku was but his opponent's was something along the lines of "what's that smell coming/ coming from the alley, dead hooker?/ No. It's your haiku." Why was I not informed of this earlier? I so want to go watch a Poetry Slam competition now, who wants to come with?
He also preformed a poem about "a little known disease" basically him not having an ass and how he and all the other ass-less people out there are going to rise up and steal celebrity asses. Oh and just a little FYI, he called dibs on J-Lo's.

posted by lulu @ 10:48 PM